defranco:

Damnit, Kanye. Way to be a Douche. (X)

(Source: rouxx)

"

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

"
— (via theoutsiders)

(Source: twcast)

irwinhat:

Catching fire like kerosene 
irwinhat:

Catching fire like kerosene 

irwinhat:

Catching fire like kerosene 

bangmelikey0urdrums:

Me:*Cuts holes in shirt for Halloween*
Friend:”What are you supposed to be, a hobo?”
Me:”No. 5sos.”

Can he just stop being so frickin adorable like MYGOD

demetriaslovaticss:

Do y’all know about those dirty moments in children shows that we don’t get till we are older? Well this is one 😂😂😂🌚🌝

fangirls-and5secondsoffanfiction:

I am ashton in most situations of life